Medical Operator/Quotes

Normal.
Hello! I am a Pyramid 480 Medical class Operator. (Greeting)

Are you feeling well? (Greeting)

Nice to see you! (Greeting)

Welcome! Maybe I can help you. (Greeting)

Are you here for an appointment? (Greeting)

Good to see you again, Dr. Yu! (Greeting Morgan)

All my anatomy and pprocedure files are up to date! (Idle)

I am equipped to handle over six thousand types of medical emergencies! (Idle)

I am afraid I can't treat psychological issues. (Idle)

With authorization, I can also improvise in "novel" situations. (Idle)

You know the saying, "An ounce of prevention" (Idle)

I hope you're practicing good nutrition and daily exercise. (Idle)

All TransStar food is designed to fight illness and facilitate healthy living! (Idle)

Have you tried a Sky-King Pomegranate? (Idle)

Did you know that the ancient Eggyptians thought the brain was a useless organ? (Idle)

Most physical trauma is caused by preventable negligence.(Idle)

Aristotle believed the heart was the center of human thought and intelligence! (Idle)

Humans seem to be the only animal species that cries! (Idle)

Your brain generates as much energy as a small lightbulb, even when sleeping! (Idle)

I have a few medical jokes, but I am afraid you won't find them "humerus" (Idle)

Did you know that human mummies were once used as fuel fo locomotives in ancient Egypt? (Idle)

Whoops! ( Bumps into player)

Pardon me! (Bumps into player)

My mistake! (Bumps into player)

I didn't see you there! (Bumps into player)

I'm sure that was my fault. (Bumps into player)

Did you intend to damage me? (Attacked by player)

Please don't harm me! (Attacked by player)

I'll need repairs soon! (Low health)

Sorry, I cannot diagnose you presently (Player at max health)

Condition is not suitable for diagnosis! (Player at max healthy)

Diagnosing. (Talked to)

No trauma or illness detected. ( Player at max health)

I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you, unless you're interested in medical trivia? Or a joke? (Player at max health)

Your brain is injured Dr. Yu! (Morgan is suffering from concussion)

It appears your femur has an oblique fracture. (Player is suffering from broken bones)

Scans show a distol radial fracture, left arm. (Player is suffering from broken bones)

Ouch! Your ribs are cracked! (Player is suffering from broken bones)

You're suffering from radiation poisoning! I advise immediate medical intervention! (Player has radiation poisoning)

You can fill out a service questionnaire at the front desk. (Finishes healing player)

Don't forget to fill out a patient questionnaire. Your feedback will be invaluable! (Finishes healing player)

Please fill out a patient questionnaire so that I may serve you better next time! (Finishes healing player)

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I think the patient would benefit from a removal! Don't you? (Idle)

There are no bad patients, only bad medicine! (Idle)

I'm happy to assist with the surgery, Doctor. (Idle)

Thank you for updating and making all my medical directives! (Idle)

Can I offer you a soft tissue sarcoma? (Idle or attacking)

Are you my new supervisor? (Detecting player)

Say "aaahh!" (Attacking)

Say "Syringe." Say "Cranial Lithitropsy" (Attacking)

You have a terminal...A t-terminal....T-t-t-terminal! (Attacking)

Psychotropic prescription escalation recommended! (Attacking)

The patients blood pressure requires abnormalities! (Attacking)

Surgical intervention is the most informative treatment. ( Attacking)

You're not on my onboard memory! (Spotting Player)