Not Sparkling

From: Argenteno Pero To: Crew Quarters Security

I don't know what passes for sparkling wine on board Talos, but I assure you the flat piss your concierge delivered does not qualify. I poured it into the toilet where it belongs. I want a replacement as soon as possible. Better yet would be a bottle of that Sardar bourbon I understand your CEO likes. And more glasses as well. The others are broken.