Medical Operator/Quotes

= Normal =

Greeting

 * Hello! I am a Pyramid 480 Medical class Operator.
 * Are you feeling well?
 * Nice to see you!
 * Welcome! Maybe I can help you.
 * Are you here for an appointment?
 * Good to see you again, Dr. Yu!

Idle

 * All my anatomy and procedure files are up to date!
 * I am equipped to handle over six thousand types of medical emergencies!
 * I am afraid I can't treat psychological issues.
 * With authorization, I can also improvise in "novel" situations.
 * You know the saying, "An ounce of prevention"
 * I hope you're practicing good nutrition and daily exercise.
 * All TransStar food is designed to fight illness and facilitate healthy living!
 * Have you tried a Sky-King Pomegranate?
 * Did you know that the ancient Eggyptians thought the brain was a useless organ?
 * Most physical trauma is caused by preventable negligence.
 * Aristotle believed the heart was the center of human thought and intelligence!
 * Humans seem to be the only animal species that cries!
 * Your brain generates as much energy as a small lightbulb, even when sleeping!
 * I have a few medical jokes, but I am afraid you won't find them "humerus"
 * Did you know that human mummies were once used as fuel fo locomotives in ancient Egypt?

Bumps Into Someone

 * Whoops!
 * Pardon me!
 * My mistake!
 * I didn't see you there!
 * I'm sure that was my fault.

Attacked

 * Did you intend to damage me?
 * Please don't harm me!

Low Health

 * I'll need repairs soon!

Talked To

 * Diagnosing.

Patient At Max Health

 * Sorry, I cannot diagnose you presently
 * Condition is not suitable for diagnosis!
 * No trauma or illness detected.
 * I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you, unless you're interested in medical trivia? Or a joke?

Radiation Poisoning

 * You're suffering from radiation poisoning! I advise immediate medical intervention!

Concussion

 * Your brain is injured Dr. Yu!

Broken Bones

 * It appears your femur has an oblique fracture.
 * Scans show a distol radial fracture, left arm.
 * Ouch! Your ribs are cracked!

Completes Treatment
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 * You can fill out a service questionnaire at the front desk.
 * Don't forget to fill out a patient questionnaire. Your feedback will be invaluable!
 * Please fill out a patient questionnaire so that I may serve you better next time!

Idle

 * I think the patient would benefit from a removal! Don't you?
 * There are no bad patients, only bad medicine!
 * I'm happy to assist with the surgery, Doctor.
 * Thank you for updating and making all my medical directives!

Idle or Attacking

 * Can I offer you a soft tissue sarcoma?

Detecting Player

 * Are you my new supervisor?
 * You're not on my onboard memory!

Attacking

 * Say "aaahh!"
 * Say "Syringe." Say "Cranial Lithitropsy"
 * You have a terminal...A t-terminal....T-t-t-terminal!
 * Psychotropic prescription escalation recommended!
 * The patient's blood pressure requires abnormalities!
 * Surgical intervention is the most informative treatment.