Big as Vegas

Emmanuel Mendez: Matthew. I have a... uh... hypothetical question for you.

Matthew Connolly: C'mon Manny. Just be up front with me. I've seen you checkin' out my caboose in these TranStar uniforms. If you want to ask me out just-

Emmanuel Mendez: No, I do not. This is serious.

Matthew Connolly: Serious and hypothetical? Well, shit, I'm listening now.

Emmanuel Mendez: Let's say you discovered something... incredibly treacherous. Life-threatening. Something everyone ought to know about.

Matthew Connolly: I don't know, send an email? Call security?

Emmanuel Mendez: But! But... you needed to do it anonymously.

Matthew Connolly: Shit, Manny. What'd you do?

Emmanuel Mendez: I didn't do anything. Not yet.

Matthew Connolly: Okay, well... as long as we're talking hypothetical, I guess I'd EVA my ass out to that orbiting billboard and flash it big as Vegas on the screen.

Emmanuel Mendez: Not a bad idea. Thank you, Matthew. And for the record, your bottom looks frumpy.

Matthew Connolly: (Scoffs) Whatever.